rincee

Champions League

Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston Villa

midgetlover@midgetlover

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★8 Sept 2026

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Zion Suzuki. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Zion Suzuki. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

FA WSL

Arsenal W1 - 1Birmingham City W

raheem@raheem

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

yea ok whatever it's not like I care or anything

Nations League

England3 - 0Czechia

sammy@sammy

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

have i ever criticised harold kane on the pitch?