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Created September 2026

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Internacional v Corinthians
BSA · 7 Oct 2026
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Wrote a review

A partida n eh gostosa.

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Argentina v Benin
FRDL · 6 Oct 2026
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Argentina v Benin
FRDL · 6 Oct 2026
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Wrote a reviewHas a photo

Lionel Messi I owe you my entire fucking life. Fuck me the amount of alc that I've drank cos of this match will kill me but I'd prefer ts than actually accepting the fact I'll never see you play for us again. Yo like my kids were supposed to see you win for Argentina bruv what's that about 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Don't think I'd be any bit who I am now if it weren't for you. Holy shit I can't believe I'm writing this on Bookd of all fuckin places but whatever mate nobody's gon read all this waffle anyway. Yo I already sound proper dramatic 😭😭😭😭😭😭 He tryna act like Messi Retirement don't hurt his heart 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m Argentinian, raised in England, but Argentinian nonetheless. Growing up mixed was shit. Especially adding in a predominantly Black area, man was already the odd one out. I’m Afro-Latino. Dark hair, dark eyes, but people always knew there was something different about me. And being Argentinian weren’t something that made me particularly rated lmfao. Weren’t really fully Black, weren’t really fully Argentinian, not really anything. Fuckass kids would take the piss and little ol Kale would laugh it off, act like he couldn’t care less, but obviously when you’re a kid ya take that stuff in. Could chat as much shit back as I wanted, but I’d still be the kid who didn’t fit in and didn’t really have a place to fuckin fit 👌. I hated standing out prolly hated myself actually. But then, Messi 😭😭🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷😭😘😘😭👀😭👀🇦🇷👀👌🇦🇷 When Messi got bigger in ghetto fuckin Essex, Argentina got bigger. Ya mans wasn’t just some quiet bullied mixed bloke nobody knew what to make of. I was the Argentinian kid. Like Messi. Because I was Argentinian like Messi, I supported Argentina like Messi, I had a country to talk about like Messi and for the first time in my stupid chud fucking life being Argentinian wasn’t the thing that made me different. It made Kale.....Kale.....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Fml Damn this the most tarded shit I've ever written I'm done

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Brasileirão
Internacional2 - 1Corinthians
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jenna
jenna@jenna
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★49m ago

deus dobra a zica do corinthians e passa ela pro flamengo amanha contra o meu santos pfvr #jennarinatkale

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Brasileirão
Internacional2 - 1Corinthians
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corinthians
corinthians@corinthians
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★54m ago

obrigada e desculpa aos lindos que vieram assistir o corinthians por mim e vamos série B!

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