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thank god i won’t have to hear “eight straight losses.” stephen frei went out to lunch with cape verde’s goalkeeper to discuss leagues cup tactics. 40 year old balling outtt this tournament. aura freiming PAUL ROTHROCK DOUBLE ASSIST‼️ also so happy when players score in their first professional match, sebastian gomez i allow you to replace jesus ferreira now.



drove all the way to the stadium and realized the revs wanted me to pay $65 to sit in 90° weather…so i drove my ass back home to watch them lose instead!



philadelphia baddie must’ve broken this ref’s heart because he has something against that city. i see HAND i see BALL. so why no pen
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Uruguay0–1Spain


my mom about ferran torres: “he’s not very good but at least he’s pretty”
Germany7–1Curaçao


half of this match was germany celebrating a goal. i predicted 3-1 and now i feel silly. it wasnt about underestimating germany, i just like having hope for underdogs. but curacao is more like six feet under dogs
Colombia1–0Congo DR


james rodríguez always looks like he just cried his eyes out and/or smoked a blunt before the match. colombia taking all those shots from distance had me like “pshh no chance” but then it’d somehow force the goalie to make an insane save. goalkeepers have truly been the stars of this world cup so far

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