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IM FUCKING FUMING WE GOT JUMPED BY THE ELVES
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Cherki... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the box and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the goal, and that gorgeous strike. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Lyon and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first title in City, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2025 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2026 you made history happen. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CITY, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Ryan Cherki.
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Bayern5 - 1Stuttgart
God, how I’ve missed dunking on teams in Bundesliga. Everybody looks so good and ready for this season. Anyways lots of hope we win UCL this year. KompanyBall you are beautiful, sensational.
Tottenham5 - 1Charlton
Incredible result, but scoreline+posession stats do conceal some real concerns. Up until the Moore goal at the end of the first half (which wasn’t even a particularly good chance, just an excellent finish) we didn’t look to be doing much - of course this is effectively an entirely 2nd choice front 3 with no 10 behind them, but still would hope for a bit more against Charlton Athletic. After the first goal floodgates really opened - solidly taken finish from Solanke for the 2nd, Danso off the corner for a 3rd, and Savio beauty brace to bring it up to 5 (I think 2nd goal was given to Ben Davies but same shit). Very impressed with Matheus Fernandes today, think he was the best player on the pitch for us. Mikey Moore has some incredible talent but really lacks the consistency to be PL level as things stand, I hope he gets his Koln loan and is able to succeed there. Archie Gray not terribly dangerous playing out wide but managed to have 2 great shots on target and honestly unlucky to not walk away with a goal. JPVH was great today, didn’t put a single foot wrong. Bergvall had a poor first half but slowly grew into the game as it went along. Quintessential Udogie performance for his first match back - I understand we’re all sentimental about the loss of Djed but it should be clear to everyone that (when healthy) Udogie at LB is a clearly better player. Overall of course it's impossible not to be happy with the result, especially against a decent Charlton Athletic side that's just come off the back of a victory against West Ham, but I do still have concerns around how few chances we were able to create in the first 40'. Hopefully a front 3 of Savio-Marmoush-Kudus is able to create more than Tel-Solanke-Moore. Cautiously optimistic for this weekend, think we should be favourites at home against this depleted Newcastle side that struggled against West Brom. COYS.
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BUT YOU SAID HE CANT FINISHHHHH
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