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One thing you can't take away from Tottenham, they're consistent from one season to another 😂 What a hatewatch. Spurs spent a small country's GDP this summer just to get slapped 3-0 by Brentford on MW1 😭 Brentford were brilliant though. Their 1-2s, rotations and movement had Spurs completely lost at times. You can tell this is a team that knows each other, while Spurs looked like 11 blokes who met in the car park. Sangaré was everywhere on his debut, Lewis-Potter was excellent and Brentford defended as a proper collective. Tonali's £100m debut wasn't exactly convincing either. Bloke sent one first-time volley into the North Sea 😂 De Zerbi's high line got absolutely worked by Brentford's movement and I genuinely can't find a positive for Spurs. The Thomas Frank Derby™ featuring absolutely no Thomas Frank belongs to Brentford 🐝

The Championship might've sent us another problem 👀🚜 Massive 3 points for newly promoted Ipswich and they definitely didn't look out of place. Enciso played like an absolute madman with a point to prove, while Emersonn brought the Brazilian flair 🇧🇷 First ever Brazilian to play for Ipswich and gets himself a goal. Ángulo's free kick though… TOP 🎯 The dip and curl off the bar from that range was ridiculous. Meanwhile my FPL investment in Ballard is going well 😭 O'Nien made the initial mistake, but Ballard diving in and getting done by Enciso certainly didn't help. Then OF COURSE former Sunderland man Jack Clarke scores the winner and his first ever PL goal 😂 Football really does love a script.

MAULED BY THE TIGERS 🐯😂 Couldn't have asked for a better hate watch. Newly promoted Hull beating Man United 2-0 at home? Cinema 🍿 McBurnie and Belloumi were fantastic. McBurnie was an absolute handful up top and battled for everything, while Belloumi looked dangerous every time he got involved. Those 2 gave United problems all game and were easily my standouts. United had plenty of the ball but honestly didn't do much with it. For all the money and supposed quality in that team, Hull never really looked scared of them. Going 2-0 up before HT through Ajayi and Mendy just made the hate watch even sweeter 😂 Loved seeing Lucas Herrington get his Premier League debut too 🇦🇺👏 Only 18 and already getting minutes at this level. Definitely one I'll be keeping an eye on. Hull back in the Premier League after 9 years and they've already beaten United. Their first league win against them since 1974 as well. Could not have scripted it any better. Mauled by the fucking Tigers 🐯😂